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aries: just tells you. loudly. in front of all your friends. and mother;

taurus: sends you an handwritten breakup note, sealed with a kiss;

gemini: changes their facebook status to single and then they disappear;

cancer: tells you in person while crying, then offers to take you back one day later;

leo: coldly says it isn’t working out, then tells you they cheated with your sibling;

virgo: tells you all the things you did wrong and refuses to give back your sweater;

libra: slowly tries to fade out of your life to avoid a confrontation;

scorpio: ignores you, then dumps you during a screaming match;

sagittarius: moves to another country, taking your dog with them;

capricorn: tells you that you’re getting in the way of their career;

aquarius: “lol bye see ya never”;

pisces: says they’ll always love you but it just isn’t working out.